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#1 Maelstrom

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:08 AM

Okay, if you (or anybody else you care to name), what type(s) would (s)he be? Or would they simply be an existing pokemon?
Also, what moveset would they have?


Ex. If Godzilla was a pokemon, he'd be dark and dragon type with Rough Skin.
Dragon Breath
Fire Blast/ Blast Burn
Earthquake
Dive
Rest
Fly (see Godzilla vs the Smog Monster)
Bite, Crunch
Tail whip, Roar, Leer, Scary Face


If Bear was a pokemon, he'd be a Tangrowth (or he would be if he hadn't cut his hair), with Growth, Vine Whip, Ingrain, and Leaf Blade. Silly ex fencer, him.
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#2 Hyperlisk

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 10:35 AM

I Would be Alakazam, just because he is awesome.

Modest nature with a moveset of Psychic, Calm Mind, Future Sight, and Double Team, EV trained for Sp. Attack and Speed, holding a Twisted Spoon :x

That would actually describe me quite well, I think.
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#3 Stars

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 11:01 AM

Jody would be a Totodile with a Jolly nature. Her only move would be Splash.
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#4 Maelstrom

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 11:15 AM

Jody would be a Totodile with a Jolly nature. Her only move would be Splash.

roflmao

If Stars was a pokemon, he'd be a Jirachi with:
Doom Desire (aka pk startstorm)
Wish (aka pray)
Psychic (aka pk blast)
Thunderbolt (aka pk thunder)

If I was a Pokemon, I'd be Torkoal's 3rd form (Water/Fire) and know:
Hydro Cannon (for shooting down dem Charizards, no lag)
Flare Blitz (I'm so awesome I take no recoil)
Revenge (Bitch had it coming)
Sheer Cold (I never miss)
With Mistveil (combination Wonderguard and White Smoke)

Dudes, I'm so awesome. B)
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Posted 20 December 2009 - 12:12 PM

I would probably be a Tyranitar

-Relaxed
-Leftovers
1. Thunder
2. Giga Impact
3. Protect
4. Flamethrower

or otherwise a Houndoom.
-Hardy
-Leftovers
1. Solarbeam
2. Overheat
3. Embargo
4. Punishment
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#6 Maelstrom

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 01:04 PM

If Gamera were a pokemon, he'd be Fire and maybe Steel or Dark and know/ could know:

Fire Blast
Explosion
Rest
Dive
Fly
Flamethrower
Takedown
Surf
Rapid Spin
*Fire Punch
Withdraw
Iron Defense
Protect
Reversal
Roar
Dig
Bite
Crunch
Hyper Beam or is that Blast Burn?
Seismic Toss
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#7 Jody

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 01:39 PM

This thread is ridiculous. I like it. Also thanks Stars. Rob woke me up after I'd been sleeping for like an hour to be like "LOL HAY BABY GESS WUT UNKLE STARZ U NO LOL STARSTORM SED IF U WERE GUN BE A POKAYMANZ UD BE A JOLLY TOTODILE ND ALL UD KNOW WAS SPLASH LOL KBYE"

So this isn't news to me really but it humors me, regardless.
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#8 Stars

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 06:03 PM

Someone do me :3
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#9 Maelstrom

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:49 PM

Money, you'd be meowth with only one move: Payday. You'd like to evolve one day, but won't, because that involves battling and would use up valuable potions.
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 08:16 PM

Name: ViciousParker
Pokemon: Ampharos
Nature: Relaxed
Type: Electric
Ability: Static
Move Set:
-Thundershock
-Toxic
-Thunder Punch
-Iron Tail

Why you ask? Because Ampharos is a kickass Pokemon. (Also cute.) Completely describes my husband. ^^

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#11 Maelstrom

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 01:21 AM

Why you ask? Because Ampharos is a kickass Pokemon. (Also cute.) Completely describes my husband. ^^

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#12 SpazCat

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 06:23 AM

???
Was it something I said?

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:49 AM

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 12:56 PM

Name:Stantler
Ability:Frisk
Nature:Quirky
Moves: Hypnosis
Stomp
Shadow Ball
Fly

Stantler for President 2012
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#15 Maelstrom

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 02:03 PM

???
Was it something I said?

Oh nothing, just had trouble believing you were a separate entity from your husband for a while there. =P
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Posted 29 December 2009 - 02:42 PM

Someone do me :3


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Edit: Oh, and SpazCat, it's okay. No one believed me that I was a girl on the internet and always assumed I was my boyfriend's/person who brought me to the forum's alternate account. This is probably because boys on the internet are nerdy, acne ridden, and scared of girls. Also there are no girls on the internet, go back to the kitchen, etc.
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This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />

#17 Maelstrom

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 02:56 PM

Wierder things have happened, and more often. Girls have text messages. Nerds rule the net. =P
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#18 Jody

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 02:58 PM

Ugh texting. Hate.
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This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />

#19 Stars

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 05:44 PM

Money, you'd be meowth with only one move: Payday. You'd like to evolve one day, but won't, because that involves battling and would use up valuable potions.

I was kinda hoping you'd be moar creative :(
But Meowith is pretty kickass, and it's also true that I conserve potions.

Money would be [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']Probopass[/color]

I dun even know who that is :O
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Posted 29 December 2009 - 07:25 PM

always assumed I was my boyfriend's/person who brought me to the forum's alternate account.

I did that for a while at an RP forum. It was fun.

Money would be [color=#000000;background:#000000;' onmouseover="this.style.color='#FFFFFF'" onmouseout="this.style.color='#000000']Probopass[/color]

I dun even know who that is :O

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