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[kspr]

I think with 2012 only two years away, everyone should fill out this form, and post it to show what they will be contributing to the group. The chart can be found here. I'll make a better one with squares for special skills, but for now this should do.

Here's mine:

Location: Montana Mountains
Stronghold: It's some castle in Scotland, but we could reproduce it.
Vehicle: Tank, not sure how I'll get it moving, but I can get one.
Soundtrack: Devil Driver- Pray For Villains
Spray Tag: The Brotherhood Of Steel from Fallout. It symbolizes reconstruction through unity and strength.

Primary Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Secondary: It's called the Auto Axe, its basically a weed whacker with a deli slicer blade on it.
Melee: Bowie Knife

Headgear: I think it's a motorcycle helmet. It has goggles that attatch to it, it's called the Oakley Medusa
Upper:Tactical vest with tons of pockets for this and that
Lower: Stilts that help you run faster and jump higher

Sidekick: Jason Statham. I considered making him my primary weapon as well.
Final Boss: Idk why this was on the table, so I put William Birkin from Resident Evil 2

Inventory: I have binoculars, a canteen for water or Auto Axe fuel, a handle of Jack Daniels, and a bear trap on a chain. There's also an ipod with dark side of the moon, and some first aid spray down there too.

[lazlo falconi]

With 2012 on the way I think all we should do is get a 2012 calendar.

[Jody]

2012 calendar will be like this:
January February March April May June July August September October November December.
There will be the appropriate number of days for each month, and we'll see all of them with no apocalyptic problems. The Mayans stopped making the calendar at 2012 because god damn if you were sitting in a little corn palace or whatever the fuck Mayans do making calendars for buttfuck amount of years in the future- you'd get bored and stop eventually too.

And remember kids, the Roman calendar ends EVERY year.

[Jody]

Oshi guys the post sent twice for reasons I don't understand because I tried sending it once and it was like LOL FLOOD CONTROL UR NOT ALLOWED and then I tried again and actually flooded. WRRYYYYYY.

[lazlo falconi]

Related.

I don't care if it's bullshit.

[Vicious Parker]

Also related, Kasper is getting married, which is itself a different level of survival.

[kspr]

sun spots getting ready to release energy?

[lazlo falconi]

Hmm... Interesting. My survival plans haven't taken a new ice age into account.

[kspr]

that's exactly what they want you to thiiiiiiiiink [/chuckie finster]

i am def. willing to host monkeycon 2012 at my apartment in knoxville. we can make the wigsphere our stronghold.

[kspr]

Now the water is poisonous. Time to start bottling our urine!

[kspr]

It's official this time, May 21, 2011

[Stars]

convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin May 21, 2011.

Watch therefore, for you don't know the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.

I guess they forgot to read that part.

[Vicious Parker]

Ah yes, striking fear in the hearts of the gullible.

[kspr]

i asked a guy at a christian bookstore at the mall if i should be afraid of this apocalypse. instead of answering me, he asked if i was afraid of the mayan one.

[Jody]

Is it wrong that I find a little humor in that May 21st is my birthday, and that's supposedly when Christ is laying the smack down?

[lazlo falconi]

It's official this time, May 21, 2011

At first I thought this chick was just regular stupid, then I noticed that she thinks the world's ending in 2011. If you're gonna spread your retarded end-of-the-world shit at least get the right year, dumbass.

[Maelstrom]

Is it wrong that I find a little humor in that May 21st is my birthday, and that's supposedly when Christ is laying the smack down?

So... Jeebus is throwing you a surprise party and everyone is invited. Meeting place is at the pearly gates.