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[Xteven Xavier]

That One Night

By Xteven Xavier




A few months back something very strange happened, It was really weird, I was just walking down the street and a Guy started chanting outside a 7-11 he just started shouting "Can I have a Quarter?, Can I have a quarter?, Can I have a quarter?, Can I have a quarter?, Can I have a quarter?" of coarse I thought he was retarded and I walked over and handed him a quarter. But as The quarter passed from my hand to his it dissolved into his skin. then he just got angry and yelled "Can I have a quarter?" I pulled another out of my pocket thinking this was curious and gave that one to him. Of coarse the same thing happened and it dissolved into his flesh yet again. The events that happened next are going to sound very unlikely but I assure you this is BASED on a true story.


Then He opened his mouth again and I thought he was going to ask for another quarter but instead a robotic voice rang out and said game begin, suddenly next thing I know the world transformed around me(and I thought I was just being a good guy), The world became a rainbow of strawberry reds, lemony yellows, orangy oranges, tangerine oranges, and well, other colors, kind of like our world, but more bright, and I just thought 'game, I wonder what's the goal' then I thought a bit more as I started to walk in to the right of where I was, 'wait... how was on old homeless dude a video game' then I saw one...





It was... Human, or so I thought, so I walked closer for examination, it turned out that It was so I naturally thought in video game minset and said "Hey buddy what's up, how long has it been, a while right?" Tat this point the person just looked at me and stared thats when I noticed... No mouth, then I said "wow, how do you guys give head?" at this remark the 'person' just attacked me, a came to find that I had no extra ordinary talent what soever and he landed that punch right on the kisser and knocked me on my ass. he started to try to hit me more but I grabbed his leg and pulled his feet out from under him(he was by no means what one would consider a big guy) as he landed his head hit the cement and rendered him unconscious. I stood and just began walking again until I came across this little bar that i heard some great blues music coming out of. I walked in and walked up to the counter and noticed no one in there had functioning mouths either. so I looked around for a while and enjoyed the music until I was fairly certain That I knew how to order a coke. then I tapped on the bar 3 times and bobbed my head sure enough the guy poured me a glass of coke out of a two liter. I walked back and returned to my seat and began to drink it, oddly enough It was cold, really cold, like a permanent state of cold. I was nearing the bottom and what? self refilling, it started to fill up on it's own.


Then suddenly the lead guitarist on the stage just passed out from shear exhaustion and everyone looked panicked. I jumped from my seat and ran to his side to make sure he was okay. he looked up at me and reassured me he was fine I helped him into a seat and I thought 'man I only wish they knew I played guitar I could continue the show. then the guitarist just handed me the guitar and pointed to the stage I just shrugged tossed the guitar on and walked to the stage. the next song was beginning, and I looked to the side to see the bass player mime the key 'e minor perfect' I thought and just opened it with one of the most tastastic licks you've ever heard, well, not you but they. and instantly people just started clapping then I fell into the rhythm that I caught onto instantly and just put little licks into it. then it was solo time and I just started to let it rip and the notes flew past like an angry hurricane, I tore up the scales at a demonic pace but it also had soul, like a mountain of it.


More happened after this but I don't want to continue typing so if you want to hear more just tell Bump it and I will continue the story.

[Xteven Xavier]

Bump for more.

[lazlo falconi]

I'm interested.

[Monkeydog]

Every time I see the topic title The Office pops into my head.

And I'd read more, maybe.