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[BottomGuy]

Maybe we can move on from picking on Monkey for not wanting to read about it? I mean, it is disgusting you can't deny that. If he wanted to he could listen to it but he is opting not to. Just because someone can doesn't me they want to. That is normal. So just start talking about Rose, babies in general, birthing, stretch marks, etc. and move on with the topic.

[Stars]

I got to see my nephew (who is in Holland) on Skype yesterday~

He's learning to point to different parts of his body when asked in either Dutch or English, which is kinda awesome.

[Monkeydog]

Why is your nephew in Holland?

[Stars]

Because his parents live in Holland.

[Stars]

...And as to why they live in Holland?

[BottomGuy]

Because they're from Holland? You're acting like Holland is a place you visit.

[Monkeydog]

Because they're from Holland? You're acting like Holland is a place you visit.

Well see, it's reasonable to think they could be visiting because they're related to Stars, who isn't from Holland.

http://www.cracked.c...capable-of.html

So has Rose killed anyone yet?

[SpazCat]

@ BottomGuy: You asked for details. I gave them to you. I didn't poop you nut. Rose did, while I was in labor and she was on the way out. Either way, sorry if I gave you nightmares.

And no, Rose hasn't killed anyone yet. I've been trying to teach her ninja skills and all so far all we've gotten out of her is grabbing hair and trying to eat it. Wierdo... it only happened once too. I must re-think my strategy. Also, I'm sorry if you were uncomfy Monkey. I'll be less gruesome next time.

[Stars]

Actually, my brother-in-law is from Holland. At first, after he married my sister, they lived in America and visited his family in the summer. Now they live in Holland and will be visiting us in the summer. =p

[Monkeydog]

Also, I'm sorry if you were uncomfy Monkey. I'll be less gruesome next time.

You can be as gruesome as you want, I'm just not going to read it. :P

[SpazCat]

Fair enough.

[Stars]

Haha! So it seems that Monkey doesn't know every aspect of Stars's life!
Now I know.

[BottomGuy]

@ BottomGuy: You asked for details. I gave them to you. I didn't poop you nut. Rose did, while I was in labor and she was on the way out. Either way, sorry if I gave you nightmares.

Again, where did I ask for details? I showed you my three only posts before you went into Rose pooping. There was a congratulation post, a post trying to change the subject to your sex life, and a post further running with that joke and sex positions. And sometimes women are the ones who poop but I understand it was Rose who did the pooping. Also, does not cause me nightmares because it's not that disgusting. People poop every day, I've seen women in labor, I've seen a man killed on a guillotine, a dozen pirates shot in the head by the Chinese government, a man hung to death, Mike Rowe stick his hand up a horses ass, and I've seen face reconstruction. Frankly, your birth and poop story is one of the least disturbing things I've seen or heard. And again, I am not asking for details!

[Stars]

Haha! So it seems that Monkey doesn't know every aspect of Stars's life!

I'd be worried if he did.

[Stars]

@ BottomGuy: You asked for details. I gave them to you. I didn't poop you nut. Rose did, while I was in labor and she was on the way out. Either way, sorry if I gave you nightmares.

Again, where did I ask for details? I showed you my three only posts before you went into Rose pooping. There was a congratulation post, a post trying to change the subject to your sex life, and a post further running with that joke and sex positions. And sometimes women are the ones who poop but I understand it was Rose who did the pooping. Also, does not cause me nightmares because it's not that disgusting. People poop every day, I've seen women in labor, I've seen a man killed on a guillotine, a dozen pirates shot in the head by the Chinese government, a man hung to death, Mike Rowe stick his hand up a horses ass, and I've seen face reconstruction. Frankly, your birth and poop story is one of the least disturbing things I've seen or heard. And again, I am not asking for details!

I have literally stared at the screen for at least 5 minutes trying to figure out a good reply to this.
I got nothin'

[Maelstrom]

can't think of a good poop joke either. =/

[Stars]

can't think of a good poop joke either. =/

Allow me.

[SpazCat]

So...what went down the night Rose was conceived? Any interesting positions? Fruit? Dirty talk? Details?

There the word at the end there... Details. That's where you asked. I'm glad to hear my birthing stories are of nothing to your gruesome tales...

[BottomGuy]

So...what went down the night Rose was conceived? Any interesting positions? Fruit? Dirty talk? Details?

There the word at the end there... Details. That's where you asked. I'm glad to hear my birthing stories are of nothing to your gruesome tales...

Yes...details regarding the question RIGHT BEFORE THAT. It wasn't an open invitation to anything. Example:

"So how did your date go? Take her out to dinner? The movies? Any kissing? Details man."
"I had waffles and yogurt for breakfast."
"....what?"
"You asked for details, those are the details of what I had for breakfast."
"....."

[Vicious Parker]

IT WAS SIMPLY A TALK FROM YOUR MOTHER TO SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS WILL BE!

You want details about sex? Well yeah man, babies and tearing vagines and babies having their first bowel movement while in the womb are ALL A PART OF SEX!!!!!!

Think about that next time you're alone with a girl.

Ha. Yeah, next time. :)