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[Maelstrom]

I want an MP onsie....


also congrats senor parker!

goddamit, why can't I take you seriously, Arutha Franklin???!?!

[Vicious Parker]

But I dunno you're name, I cannot add yew on Facebook =/

But of course!

http://www.facebook.com/viciousparker

And thank you everybody :). She is amazing.

[Stars]

Baby~!

[/Late Reply]

Additionally, I would like to formally emphasize and agree with the following posts:

Oh, you should totally make an account for her right now!

I love the Pint-Sized picture. :3 It's a adorable.

You know what Rose needs, right? MP onsie.

She's so adorable.

[kspr]

link's broken

[Jody]

Screw you guys! I totally thought of the MP onesie! No one gets one unless I get a guarantee from someone that I get one when I pop!

Also Vicious Parker, your baby is totally adorable! What a perfect little face!

I'm super jealous, I'm ready to have ours already, and I'm only 3 and a half months along. =[

Congrats though! Enjoy her and love her. <3

[SpazCat]

She's such a good baby too! The only time she's fussy is when she's hungry. We did have some trouble last night, but it's okay. I'm sure we'll have plenty more of those.

To Jody: GET AN EPIDURAL! Best thing ever! Made labor so much more tolerable. I was happy the rest of the way... well... until the last 30 minutes of hard labor. Then I hated everyone. Still, so worth it.

And thanks again to everyone!

[Stars]

To Jody: GET AN EPIDURAL! Best thing ever! Made labor so much more tolerable. I was happy the rest of the way... well... until the last 30 minutes of hard labor. Then I hated everyone. Still, so worth it.

My sister cheated and got a c-section. But to be fair, her little boy was too big to come out the usual way (his daddy is about 6' 4", and he'll probably be around the same eventually).

[Maelstrom]

C-section leaves scars and birth is pretty queasy to think about without cutting out your own opening.

[Puffin]

^ agreed, not to mention the idea of how long it takes for your abdominal muscles to recover... the idea of getting c-section without the emergency need to is just a tad frightening.

[Jody]

SpazKat: Thanks for the advice, haha. Not getting an epidural was never an option. I'm not into that whiney crap about not getting the whole experience, la di da. If it's not hurting the baby, and helping me, shoot me up. Pronto.

Anyway actually the c-section sounds pretty choice to me. I don't know if I'd request it but I sure as hell wouldn't be scared of having one. My mom had my brother c-section because he was an asshole and thought he should hang out in her for an extra month past his due-date, and the drug they have to make you have contractions didn't work (he meant business), so they had to rip him out. She had me that way too, because usually it's pretty routine to just keep with c-sections if you've gotten it done this way. My mom is actually completely horrified that I'm even considering traditional birthing. She was so pleased with how her c-sections went and her recovery that she can't imagine any possible alternative to having babies.

Everyone I've talked to has a preference and think one is more disgusting, but this is what it comes down to guise (I'm not sparing the gore):
Traditional birth: You can be in there for hours with horrible cramping contractions. I've known people being in labor for 2 whole days. Sometimes something's stupid and you can't get an epidural, and then you're just completely screwed. Regular labor is do-able, obviously, because people have been doing it forever. But with the technology of today it's just unnecessary and a complete sham unless you're a weird hippie chick or whatever. THEN, once your done, your vagina is huge and gaping and uncomfortable and I've heard that walking and pooping is hard because you feel like all your frickin' guts are just going to fall out. Which sounds awful. And it's like a week of recovery, same as c-section.

C-section: They cut through your abs, which needless to say makes it hard to walk and stuff, but supposedly recover just as fast. My mom and cousin both got it done and they're really thrilled about it. I think both sound completely unappetizing. Like, they both seem equally painful to me, except c-section less as long. But I think I'd rather do it "naturally" because c'mon, surgery isn't something you should do without needling to because it's pretty routine and safe but surgery is surgery and whatever birth sounds awful I'm not excited leave me alone. </3

[Jody]

Oh yeah, and then there's the vagina rippage of normal birth. YUM STITCHES IN YOUR SNATCH GOING BACK TOWARDS YOUR ASS. THAT'LL FEEL GRAVY.

Gross. </3

[kspr]

i cant believe you just steered a thread about the birth of vicious parker/spazcat's baby towards ripping your cooter.

[Jody]

But you cannot have one without the other! Cute babies and physical dismemberment go hand-in-hand.

[Maelstrom]

hm... she does have a point.

[BottomGuy]

Fine. But then you have to compensate for the disturbing mental images.

So...what went down the night Rose was conceived? Any interesting positions? Fruit? Dirty talk? Details?

Did you use the Head Game position?

And NOW we've gone too far. You're welcome.

[Maelstrom]

what the hell kind of position is that?

[BottomGuy]

The Head Game Position.

Cosmopolitan listed and described it, so you know its classy.

[Maelstrom]

By that you mean I know it's totally stupid. Yep.

[Stars]

That looks really uncomfortable.
On another note, Monkey!
Change the damned OP already!

[kspr]

/old. that position doesnt work.


but on topic; let's see a family portrait.