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#1 Vicious Parker

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 06:55 PM

 

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Xteven Xavier

 

 

 

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Forget-me-Nots

 

 

(So yeah, I totally meant to do a better update than this, but because of a recent post by Kasper, I mostly just played Sims 3. Dammit)

 


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#2 Monkeydog

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:27 PM

What did Kasper post? 

 

I've also wanted to play The Sims lately, because of reddit. 


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#3 Stars

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 07:48 PM

What did Kasper post? 

 

I've also wanted to play The Sims lately, because of reddit. 

I believe he is referring to the tale of the painter goblin.


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* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *

 

Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11

Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03

Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24

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Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01

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Final Fantasy V

Final Fantasy VI


#4 legacyme3

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:25 PM

One time I played the Sims.

 

I killed a family of four one by one.

 

The dad drowned in the pool after I took away the ladder.

 

The mom killed herself cooking. I trapped her in a room that was on fire.

 

The little boy was locked in a room with no windows, no food, no water, nothing. I never saw, but he ended up just vanishing.

 

The little baby was taken away by child services, presumably dying shortly thereafter in the horrid foster care system.

 

I have never again played the Sims. I feel I have accomplished everything you can do in that game.


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Dropping down a well that time forgot
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In the sky we dreamt like a juggernaut
Of the things we'd do and what we saught


#5 Vicious Parker

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 05:49 AM

What did Kasper post? 
 
I've also wanted to play The Sims lately, because of reddit. 


Well, he posted a link to that Reddit page. So I guess you could blame reddit.
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#6 kspr

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:13 AM

>>painter goblin was withheld from school until adulthood

>>starts tinkering with objects in room bought with stolen painting money

>>gets electrocuted by dishwasher

 

>>grandpa is a klepto

>>and steals candy from children

>>has 20+ nemeses around town

>>always wants to be mean to one specific character, a young black kid

>>picked up a baby at the park across the street, puts it down in back yard

>>come back later and it's vanished

 

>>another character tinkers with the dishwasher in the main kitchen

>>ominous music

>>fireballs rain down from the sky

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#7 lazlo falconi

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:32 AM

I'm okay with this update style.


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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#8 eyre

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 07:19 PM

One time I played the Sims.

 

I killed a family of four one by one.

 

The dad drowned in the pool after I took away the ladder.

 

The mom killed herself cooking. I trapped her in a room that was on fire.

 

The little boy was locked in a room with no windows, no food, no water, nothing. I never saw, but he ended up just vanishing.

 

The little baby was taken away by child services, presumably dying shortly thereafter in the horrid foster care system.

 

I have never again played the Sims. I feel I have accomplished everything you can do in that game.

 

The last time I played I had big plans to create this fantastically accomplished family, beginning with a single man. I spent quite a bit of time creating him, moving him in, getting him a job and working him up to a better position. Eventually got him a nice girlfriend down the road and started to realize my goal when he was electrocuted whilst using the microwave and died. Death came and instead of collecting him he sat on his couch and watched his tv for about three and a half days. Promptly uninstalled and haven't played since. 


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#9 legacyme3

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 08:34 PM

 

The last time I played I had big plans to create this fantastically accomplished family, beginning with a single man. I spent quite a bit of time creating him, moving him in, getting him a job and working him up to a better position. Eventually got him a nice girlfriend down the road and started to realize my goal when he was electrocuted whilst using the microwave and died. Death came and instead of collecting him he sat on his couch and watched his tv for about three and a half days. Promptly uninstalled and haven't played since. 

 

Death works in odd ways.


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Of the things we'd do and what we saught


#10 kspr

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 06:18 AM

death played foosball with my klepto. they chat once and awhile.

 

late edit- i would wear the fuvc outts that beefy arm


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