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#41 panda

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 07:13 AM

they were always about nuclear testing or environmental destruction, or about some offense against the planet or space. 

 

Yeah, but mainstream America would rather just ignore that. "How dare you try to impose an ethical question on us!" Silly environmentalists, as if we need things like clean water, clean air, nature, and wildlife. </sarcasm>

 

Now I feel like gardening.


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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:10 PM

Justice League


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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:23 PM

The BFG

 

Although, after Fantastic Mr. Fox, I want all Dahl movies to be directed by Wes Anderson. 


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 10:41 AM

the interview 


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 02:57 PM

Get excite!


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 05:19 AM

we needed another one of these so white b-boys could pretend they're tough

 


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Posted 25 July 2014 - 07:56 PM

This seems like a good topic for...this.


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Posted 27 July 2014 - 04:07 PM

so... ninja turtles... i just saw the trailer and their voices don't match their bodies at all!
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Posted 27 July 2014 - 07:01 PM

I was willing to give this movie a chance the first time I saw it. Thought the designs were ugly as sin, but maybe it will carve out a niche in the TMNT world.

 

Nooooooooope. They showed the scene where they establish that they are teenage mutant ninja turtles (when has the title ever had to be explained for this franchise) and then an awkward 10 second ride in an elevator with the turtles. Where once I was willing to give it a shot I now wish to hold its head under the water.


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Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.


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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:19 PM

http://www.theverge....announced-pixar

 

 

whyyyyy


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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:23 PM

It sounds like they'll probably do good with it, but...I'm not sure it needs to exist in the first place.


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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:33 PM

I knew the latest post in this topic would be about Toy Story.


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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:02 PM

As did I.

 

Sigh. Stop ruining my childhood.


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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:19 PM

This would probably be like if Beethoven were forced to add another movement to a symphony. Toy Story 3 got a 100% Rotten Tomatoes rating. Once something is over in a perfect way, just leave it be and do something else (like an Incredibles sequel, which is actually something people want).
 
I was actually expecting the most recent subject to be "Star Wars VII: The Force Wakes Up"
... or "Star Wars VIII: The Force Makes Coffee:
... or "Star Wars IX: The Force Goes to Work"
 
I am sure it will be terrible, almost as much as the next Star Trek film.
 
...only Star Trek will always be better. There, I said it.

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 05:27 PM

So, they're actually making a "Tron 3"

Well, hopefully it'll have Daft Punk.
...and be better than the last one.
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Posted 10 March 2015 - 06:07 PM

I still can't understand why people didn't like Tron 2. It had good music and visuals, and nothing else was really that important.
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Posted 20 March 2015 - 06:45 AM

Pixel.

I hear people say that "everybody says it looks amazing, but I think it looks terrible." Oddly that's the only opinion I've seen so far. (EDIT) That and "I thought Disney already made Wreck-It Ralph," which makes as much sense as comparing The Illusionist to The Prestige. It actually reminds me more of an episode of Futurama.

I'll probably go see it. Sure it looks dumb, but I don't watch Adam Sandler movies for the intellectual thoughts they provoke.
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Posted 20 March 2015 - 09:02 AM

Just remember, even though he didn't star in it, the last time Adam Sandler was involved in a movie about video games, it was Grandma's Boy.

 

 

(And it was awful)


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 09:52 AM

I fortunately never subjected myself to Grandma's Boy. I'm not a huge fan of Sandler, but I do enjoy some of his movies when I'm in the right mood.
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Posted 20 March 2015 - 11:06 AM

I like Grandma's Boy...
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