i have to write a pursuasive research paper for my english class, but every idea i come up with, i immedietely stop caring about the subject completely. can someone help me?
Penguins help me with my paper ATE YOUR FACE
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, Apr 13 2010 01:16 PM
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kspr
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:16 PM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:33 PM
Write a paper convincing people to join MonkeyPro.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:44 PM
i would, but i think my teacher would fail me
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:04 PM
If you can provide research, how could they fail you?
Benefits of forums
-friendly environment
-meet new people, increase contacts outside of the local area
-increase in typing ability and understanding of the english language
-introduction to other cultures and ways of life based on others' posts and ways of interpreting things
-thoughtful conversations, keeps brain active
-engages the brain in different ways through debates and arguments, allows you to develop and defend your views against others in a thoughtful and persuasive manner
-increase in creativity through roleplaying and proper/witty responses to previous posts
-learn patience when confronted with stupid posts and people, learn to handle people with different views or thought processes than you
You can make anything into a research paper. :)
Benefits of forums
-friendly environment
-meet new people, increase contacts outside of the local area
-increase in typing ability and understanding of the english language
-introduction to other cultures and ways of life based on others' posts and ways of interpreting things
-thoughtful conversations, keeps brain active
-engages the brain in different ways through debates and arguments, allows you to develop and defend your views against others in a thoughtful and persuasive manner
-increase in creativity through roleplaying and proper/witty responses to previous posts
-learn patience when confronted with stupid posts and people, learn to handle people with different views or thought processes than you
You can make anything into a research paper. :)
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 02:51 PM
so she wont even let me existentially argumentative.
bullshit.
bullshit.
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:26 PM
I once did a paper on why we should destroy the sun, because it's horrible to your skin and the environment. Got a B for about 20 minutes of writing.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:30 PM
I'll write your whole god damn paper for fitty dollah. I can guarantee you at least a B.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 05:13 PM
yeah right, i get it back and its about why kasper is a fag.I'll write your whole god damn paper for fitty dollah. I can guarantee you at least a B.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 06:08 PM
You can go with the one I used for a persuasive paper: video games do not turn children into violent psychopaths (but preteens still shouldn't be playing M-rated games).
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:03 AM
yeah right, i get it back and its about why kasper is a fag.I'll write your whole god damn paper for fitty dollah. I can guarantee you at least a B.
Not so! I wrote a college paper for Lazlo when I was like 16 or 17 and that fag got a B+ (I think), and I think he said it wasn't higher because the teacher had it out for him or something. God I don't remember. Good paper though. I've written some pretty boss papers throughout my educational existence.
This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:04 AM
yeah right, i get it back and its about why kasper is a fag.I'll write your whole god damn paper for fitty dollah. I can guarantee you at least a B.
I'd read it.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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--forever alone
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Posted 16 October 2010 - 01:32 AM
The Invincible Man Was Here.
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
-Mr. Peanutbutter
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