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Posted by lazlo falconi on 29 October 2014 - 07:13 AM
Posted by matrim on 06 July 2014 - 09:55 PM
Just thought I would share some of my joy with the rest of you.
I just recently changes job.
Got headhunted to a new position, so I more or less do the same type of thing as before [c# .NET development] but they pay me alot more then my old employer.
Posted by legacyme3 on 23 March 2015 - 09:38 AM
In other news, I'm not leaving.
So you can enjoy more Leggy.
Posted by Vicious Parker on 23 March 2015 - 05:32 AM
"You guys don't think like me. Come on, think for yourself for once!!!"
No matter how hard I push, if you don't want to clear your brain of the garbage you are fed day in and day out and actually think for yourself for once, I can't help you.
Just some parting advice, Streets, lay off the Alex Jones and your life will improve.
Posted by kspr on 23 March 2015 - 03:53 AM
Just thought I'd give you guys a heads up: I'm leaving MonkeyPro. I thought I would find consistent morals and rational intellectualism, but I didn't. To post on here is pointless. You're all either too brainwashed by the 3x5 card of allowable opinion or you're too dumb to form a worldview based on facts and logic. You're all like the rest of this horrible world no matter how unique you believe yourselves to be. I'm not deleting my account, because I think I've posted enough substantial things to potentially make some future member pull their head out of the sand and unlock their mind. Farewell. It was occasionally pleasant. It's just way too much work for zero progress. No matter how hard I push, if you don't want to clear your brain of the garbage you are fed day in and day out and actually think for yourself for once, I can't help you.
good riddance and dont get ass prints on our door
Posted by 3DS on 12 November 2013 - 12:13 PM
Yes, a comic. I was having this idea a while back and thought it could be interesting. It wouldn't be about the stuff that happens here but it could have characters based on members. My idea was to make it in the style of the Order of the Stick. Anyone not familiair with it, http://www.giantitp....s/oots0001.html
If ANYONE had ideas for it, please post them in here. This means names for your character, how you want to look like, if you want in or not, ideas for places, events etc.
Let me guys know if you like this idea, and hopefully there will be a comic in the next 2 to 3 weeks. Not sure how long it will take to make one..
UPDATE: Lazlo is the last one who will be put in the comic. If anyone else wants in, to bad, you're to late.
Names of the characters:
Glaciermage = Glace
Bean = Bean
Legacy = Leggy (Legacy?)
Kamau = Kamau
Stars = Kato
Puffin = Puffin
Spaz = Spaz
Xteven = Xerxes Zazmatazz
Bottomguy = Hadrian
Dark Shadow = ????
Tsjatupa = ????
Posted by Monkeydog on 23 March 2015 - 12:24 PM
I'm sorry for not enforcing higher standards for the random
not RPG Maker forum in the middle of nowhere internet.
It's really my fault we're all morons.
Posted by Xteven Xavier on 23 March 2015 - 08:55 AM
Oh my god, that is priceless. I knew you were conceited but really? Because you can't force us to change our opinions you can't remain friends with any of us? For serious? Seriously man the fact that you were constantly trying to force people to adopt your beliefs is the only thing that people dislike about you. If you just acted like a decent person and didn't go all scorched earth every time someone disagreed with we would all like and befriend you.
You don't see Ron Swanson getting all butthurt over Leslie Knope being a productive member of the government. Seriously no one cares that everything you try to teach us seems like it would destroy our humanity, If only you weren't such a Dick about it then throw hissyfits like this when we don't agree with you.
I hope one day you do return and your less preachy and less angry and then maybe on that day we can be friends. Until then I leave you with this parting advice. Get your head out of your ass man.
Posted by Vicious Parker on 25 June 2016 - 03:09 PM
Yeah, that's right, Weekly Updates. Because even though the forums are kinda dead, this may have been the most active Monkey Pro week in the history of the site. Didn't this used to arbitrarily be on Tuesdays? Yes. Don't worry about it. Does this mean we'll start regular updates again? Yeah probably not. Being Monkeypro and all that.
So what shenanigans actually happened at Monkey Con? (Pictures taken by Kamau, used without permission or shame)
Board games. Lots and lots of board games.
(Featuring: Spazcat, Beesknees, Vicious Parker, MonkeyDog, Stars, toysintheattic, Xteven Xavier)
Getting lost in the woods (And having several random dogs come out of no where)
(Featuring: Vicious Parker, Stargazer, Beesknees, MonkeyDog, Puffin, Stars and toysintheattic)
Lounging and general lethargy (wouldn't be MonkeyPro without it)
(Featuring: Amethyst, Puffin)
Some of the longest tasting hot dogs ever.
(Featuring: Hot Dogs, condiments)
And just general happiness and good will.
(Featuring: Everybody, la de doe de doe)
And while I would love to give member of the week to everybody who went, there were two people who put their heart and souls in to this event, and really made it happen. While I can only put one on the front page, I'll do both here.
Member of the Week #1
While it's obvious that there would be no MonkeyPro, and therefore no MonkeyCon, without MonkeyDog, that would be a discredit to his awesomeness to not say that again. There would have been no MonkeyCon without MonkeyDog. Not least of all because he paid for the lodging, but he made sure there was plenty of food (perhaps a bit too much), helped give people rides to and fro, and made sure that we all had plenty to do to keep us from actually having to confront the reality of our situation: That a bunch of relative strangers agreed to spend a week together in a cabin in the mountains. Monkey, you are truly member of the year every year, this year most of all. Thank you so much for everything you did.
Member of the Week #2
Bee may not be a regular member of our fair forums, but there is no question that she was a major part in making sure MonkeyCon went well. Perhaps the most obvious way is that she kept her composure while trying to socialize with several of her boyfriends creepy internet friends. I also suspect that without a shoulder to lean on, MonkeyDog may have gone crazy trying to organize this whole thing.
I'm probably waaay underselling the effort these two put in to this event, because I honestly don't know much it might actually be. All I know is that I am eternally grateful to both of you.
That's all I've got for this week. No, I didn't change the game of the week because... Well, I didn't play a game and am not really planning on it. See you again in nine months or something.